Parents

no parents-no children no children-no school no school-no teacher no teacher-no PROBLEMS SCHULE ist einfach SCHEIßE!!

parents say "it's MY house" but when it's time to clean "it's YOUR house,too!"

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

My dear mister singing-club, my english is not from bad parents ... :D

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Lets shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I cant. Ill pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Im excited. Heres the graduate.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Lets shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I cant. Ill pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Im excited. Heres the graduate.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Lets shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I cant. Ill pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Im excited. Heres the graduate.

harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse?? voldemort: no. tomorrow i have a dinner with my parents. jealouse? harry potter: no. *clean his nose* jealouse? voldemort: argh! yes...

Facebook Status: Harry Potter: RIP Mum and Dad. You´re in my heart forever. Ron Weasley commented " Sorry Mate." Justin Bieber commented " Wait... Voldemort killed your parents?" Harry Pooter commented "Yeah :(" Bieber commented " That`s really sad, but everything happens for a reason." Harry Potter commented "..." Voldemort commented " Don`t worry Harry... he`s next."

3

Bleiben wird doch in Verbindung!

Abonniere jetzt das Zitat des Tages und erhalte täglich ein tolles Zitat per Mail!

Kostenlos, spamfrei und jederzeit kündbar!

Per Facebook anmelden!

Teile dieses Bild Bild schließen

Folge uns in den Sozialen Medien:

Instagram Facebook Pinterest Twitter

Diese Webseite nutzt Cookies für Funktion, Analysen und Anzeigen. Zudem werden personalisierte Anzeigen eingesetzt. Mehr Information